Monday, August 23, 2010

Pumpkinhead is a good good movie...

...of course, I also use Pumpkinhead as a euphemism for having sex. Or "making whoopie." So take with a grain of salt when I say something like, "i could watch Pumpkinhead ALLLLLLL night. Pumpkinhead is a good, good movie." Cuzz, it might have a double meaning. (of course, it might also mean I watched Pumpkinhead all night, ...dude's, it's a good movie.)

That said, I super love, girly kiss on the fannie, the motion picture Brainscan. King of all that awesome surveys.
Brainscan is the 1994 video game horror flick. It reads like a poor man's Videodrome, and has Eddie Furlong looking into the camera and sezzing, "I'm Eddie Furlong, I'm 16, and I'm scared." Except he doesn't say Eddie Furlong...he says his characters name. It's pretty cool.
It also has this character Trickster. That's more kind of unfortunate. He looks like a villian from the Buffy/Angel televised episodes, with a personality more abrasive than T.V.'s Fred Krueger in Freddy's Nightmares.
But, you can take that upside down not frown, and turn it around, ... to form a beautiful reverse rainbow. Because Trickster really does grow on you like black mold, and now I can't think of him without smiling.
...le sigh.
Anyway, you should watch it. It way better hella than Inception. Plus, I have watched Brainscan all night long. And Brainscan is just a euphemism for Brainscan.

Episode 12 is pretty dope, huh.
Jason was dry, so i had to drink for the both of us...and I feel...mission accomplished. I don't quite explain the modern day horror of the modern day, as I tried to tie Judge Mathis to Banquet of the Beasts, as well as I liked.
But, that I'm sure it will be a recurring theme in future episodes.

or not,
whatevs.

~matt delight
...and, ya know, I just like to listen to Jason talk. I find it very soothing

Saturday, August 14, 2010

10, 11, wait for it...12! It's up!

12 is up! We cover some summer blockbusters, Inception and The Other Guys. And get into it about Visioneers and the "Torture Porn" genre. Matt get's real emotional, and makes up words like "satisfication". As usual, I fail to finish sentences or complete thoughts. Also, you might want to crack a beer and take a drink every time we say "torture porn".

If the volume is too low, let me know and I'll try to upload a louder one. However, that was my intention in the first place, so I don't know what to tell you.

To those of you with something to say, we need content for the blog. Feel free to send anything movie related you write to us at fatandskinnygo@gmail.com. We want your 2 cents!

- J

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Episode 11

The thing is, We took a step back by recording at home again. This by no means affects the quality of our performance but editing was super hard. Hopefully, we’ll be back in the womb like Soma FM studios for 12. We have been watching movies at an alarming rate. My son has gone feral and is foraging in the yard while I take cinematic bullets for our fans while Matt rubs shoulders with the film fest going elite at this years “Another Hole in the Head” festival. We do it for you.

This episode is chock full of inaccuracies and mistakes, so sharpen your pencils and take notes, there will plenty of opportunity for “On Air No Prizes”. It is also full of the sharply crafted, silver tongued repartee you’ve come to expect from media professionals such as ourselves.

The Exterminator, The Violent Kind, The Losers are all disected. And the unexpected Rampage from polarizing director Uwe Bolle is covered. We do lose focus several times and all the background noise is provided by a fridge and Dexter, my son. We forgot to mention we were drinking giant cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Anchorsteam beers, if you are left wondering. Anyway...

Enjoy, Jason

Monday, July 5, 2010

Fat and Skinny go to the Coffee House...and talk about movies.


...This may be a spoiler. But here we are, talking about movies. Actually, we were talking about The Local 303's(Josh Ellingson and Dave Garvey not pictured) opening at The Artist Xchange...but, we somehow we talked about alligator movies(Black Water) and Goodfellas anyway.
Oh, and my shirt sez... Van Damme is the New Jam.
It's a Jeremy Wheeler.

Cheers,
~matt delight 2010

Oh, and feel free to talk hella praise about us on the Itunes...it really helps a lot.
TTFN

Monday, June 28, 2010

Happy 10th episode!

Episode 10 (cue emotional swelling strings), who would've thunk it. We're back with an extra long show full of the same wit and insight (or lack there of) that keeps both fans coming back for more. We run the gambit with with big Hollywood shoot-em-ups, fully franchised fright-fests, and enough other movie mayhem to clog the arteries of every studio fat cat that's earned a  screen credit.

We take a stroll down memory lane with our favorite movies from the year we were 10. The we tackle the flicks we've digested over the last few weeks. I won't lie, I am not at my best. But Matt more than makes up for with an impassioned commentary on the "Wrong Turn" trillogy. Then there's plenty of the usual incoherent babble and non sequiturs that are becoming our trademark style. Hope I haven't oversold it.

Enjoy, Jason

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Episode 9, no bad considering the bender...

...we stay mostly on subject, with wild tangents thrown in. Plus, we got hella movies in. How? I don't know.

Recorded on a Monday(Like a Solomon Grundy) ...we both seemed to have a bender weekend. Jason had a birthday weekend(it was his sweet 16), so he got wasted....and me, I just like benders.
And that includes movies benders.
So Episode 9...hair of the dog.
That might explain why we forgot to do our obligatory new episode blog post.
Well, here it is now.

Some shit we get into includes... Gone With the Pope, Pontypool, The Escapist, Stepfather, 2012, and Times Square. ...Yeesh.

I'm totally mental the whole time...and forget everything. (Except that ID4 was a bad movie, and you are a bad person if you like it)
I forgot to tell you:
the plot to Gone With the Pope (watch the trailer on our Facebook)
the specific shots in The Stepfather remake that are actually really good
that Congo was a the second feature at the Drive-In...and it's really a much better story.
Time Square is like Ghost World...and you fuckers loved Ghost World.

Among other things.

Jason?
Apparently, after a bender he becomes a super movie computer.
I.M.D.B....DAMN!
He is a pure pleasure of information to listen to.

I can't wait to get to Episode 10.
I wanna talk about my favorite movies when I was 10. But, that is fer another time.

Stay limber
or go timber.

~Matt DeLight

PS... I liked Air Force One.

PSS ...oh, if like the Podcast and etc. etc. ...tell yer friends. Thanks!

PSS ...oh, and click on the link for Congo and buy it for 1.49! Whatta deal!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Skins Movie Confimed!

Yup, True Believers...believe it.
Not only do I love movies, I also love high-school teen dramas. (Degrassi, OC, 90210, Fifteen, Freaks and Geeks, So-Called Life, and Glee to name some Favs.)
AND...not only do I love high-school teen dramas. I love Brit-Pop. (Blur, Boo Radleys, Kinks, Black Wire, Art Brut, Crystal Castles, as some examples).
So it goes without saying that I am beyond super bed-wetting excited...when confirmed at March 21, 2010... The Skins Movie.

I did some digging and turned up this hot gem on OHNOTHEYDIDNT's live journal. Jack Thorne is writing it. He wrote some of my favorite stuff in Season 2. Also, the movie is gonna involve mostly the 2nd Generation of the show...which makes right fucking sense...I mean, the end of Season 4 is fucking MENTAL.
"...i mean, i'm Cook......IIIIIIIIIIII'MMM COOOOOOK!!!!!!"
Fucking right?!
The fuck.
That's the way to end a series!
Specially if ya wanna follow that with a movie...a movie I wanna see.

Oh, and Nick Hoult(he was Tony in Generation 1) may make a cameo. That is if he's done with the filming  for Mad Max. So, I guess, that's news to me too. Nick Hoult is in Mad Max. Huh.
uh...so there ya go.
OH, before I go, here is a...Fan Editted Skins Promo Video that is fucking AMAZING.
I couldn't find a video of the video of the end of Season 3 Episode 1 in memory of Max Preece.
But, seriously...watchit, watchit, watchit.


Dudes...Dude-ettes... it's NME'sworld.
We all just living in it.



Stay limber,
or timber.

~matt delight
2010