Episode 8, recorded at SomaFM!

It's late and I'm tired. There is a lot going on in #8. I can't tell if we are getting better or worse. It's fun to talk about movies, I guess that's enough. We were fortunate to have had the opportunity to record from the lovely offices of Soma FM. Hopefully, our quality will improve. It is unlikely though, because I still do the post production and am not exactly qualified to do so. The show opens with a particularly crisp can opening and deteriorates from there.

This show turns into the super hero episode. We have, thus far, avoided theme shows and only accidentally stumbled upon this theme through near stream of consciousness yammering. The permeation of the super hero theme is disrupted briefly to discuss the 70's psychedelic-horror film "House", deride fellow film goers and Jake Gyllenhaal and the Prince of Persia. The rest of the show is Kick Ass, Iron Man 2, Spiderman 3, and Punisher: Warzone.

As always, thanks for listening, Jason

Is it summer yet?

We stand at the edge summer waiting, wanting to be dazzled. Searching for respite from the heat in the cool darkness of the local "Megaplex". While we’re there how ‘bout some entertainment, some bombastic, flashy, escapist fun. We are ready for pretty people in fantastic situations in some exotic locales to do impossible things. Give it a pulsing soundtrack with a half a dozen hit songs by whoever is hot right now. Throw in some jaw dropping state of the art special effects. Oh, and don’t bother with story or character development. Please make sure you leave plenty of holes in the what little story you do use, so  in two years I can drop another twenty bucks to find out what’s gonna happen in part 3, two years after that.

The sad thing is that I fall for it. I am almost always disappointed. So I begin my trips to the theater by lowering my expectation. I fill up in the food court, pre-complain about the commercials and the ticket price and the jerks that talk during the movie and the blah, blah, blah, and then go in anyway. And by being so jaded and skeptical I can sometimes actually enjoy a slightly better than average film even though I can’t really remember much about it the next day. But is that any way to live? With previews, you are in that darkened room for three hours or more.

Maybe it’s time to make Hollywood aware. If we could just, as a people, skip some of the fluff. Let the powers that be know that we want to be engaged and given the opportunity to be involved with our leading men and women. It shouldn’t be enough to just sit and watch because it’s in Imax or 3D. Let’s face it, on a regular TV, Avatar will barely be okay. Pixar (with the exception of Cars) has managed to make a string of incredibly entertaining, visually stunning films. They have heart and soul. They draw you in and entertain as they do it.

I know that a lot of people don’t care. The Wolverine DVD sales are well above 73,000,000 bones, selling more than 24,000 copies this week alone. And that’s 32 weeks after this piece of cinematic shit plopped. Stop buying it. There’s better stuff to spend money on, like food. People are starving in the street and people are buying fucking Wolverine!? New?

Jeez. Sorry about that. I forgot to take my pill last night.

We here at fat and skinny are not above pure entertainment. We spend a lot of our day, and a good many of our nights, panning for gold knee deep in a river of shit. Nine out of ten movies are barely watchable. But that’s it isn’t it? I ask you movie fans, casual viewers, cinema aficionados. Is it this search that keeps us going. Is it as fun to revile a bad film as it is to lionize a good one? It is.

So here I sit. As I read what I’ve written it be comes clear that the bad ones make the good ones better. And as the waters deepen, as availability of the vast canon of movies find there way to DVD and OnDemand, cable and revival house we, I, will keep watching. There isn’t really any real point to criticizing a film. Someone will like it.
But that doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop. After all that’s a huge part of the experience, talking about it.
 
Matt’s at Motor City Comic Con in beautiful Novi, Michigan this weekend so check him out if you there. He’s always wrecked when he gets back. It should be fun. And when he does get back we’ll do #8. I actually saw some stuff that should be fun to talk about.

Also, I posted my top 5 monster movies over at the Facebook and got a lot of good feedback. Keep it coming. I know I forgot stuff. I want to talk about it on the show.

Cheers - Jason

Lucky Number Seven(?)

Lucky? Maybe not. Good? Maybe not. But I think if we have anything to offer it's starting to surface. Technical difficulties, various degrees of inebriation, and lack of information are starting to distill into a free form discourse of usable information. They may not be the films you wanted to see. They may be the films you purposefully avoided. But dammit, if we reset your expectations, you might just find a movie that you will enjoy. And isn't that enough? If you see a movie we recommend and you hate it, you can still turn to someone at work and tell them about the shitty movie you saw last night. And the next thing you know you and that person are hanging out. You are watching shitty movies and hanging out and having the time of your lives. And you and that person cure cancer. Okay, I skipped a couple of steps. Fine. But it's a start.

Orca is one of those movies. It polarizes Fat and Skinny. Then it brings us together in one huge hi-five. What more can one ask of the shared experience of motion picture. Episode 7 is the real first episode of Fat and Skinny. Hang in there. We're coming for your love. Cheers, Jason

When Animals Attack! Episode 6.

We have 1000+ downloads! Thanks everyone. You complete us. As this new episode airs we sit a the edge of a new era. An era filled with reboots, reimaginings, remakes, updates, sequels, and TV adaptations, and all in incredible 3D! In episode 6 we don't talk about any of that flapdoodle. Instead, we cover smaller, older, sometimes poorly made flicks that deserve to be unearthed and enjoyed in the homes of a different kind of film lover. The kind of film lover that would listen to a couple of jokers yammer on for an hour about whatever with little or no preparation. But you are out there. And we love you.

We are all over the place, again. We cover Phase 4, a classic deadly ant movie, which then turns into a loose discussion about animal attack movies. When I say loose, I mean we have no idea what we are saying. We just go.

Then there's Sometimes They Come Back, Dead Man's Shoes, and Reflecting Skin. All thoroughly covered with elegant articulation you have come to expect from the broadcasting professionals here at Fat and Skinny. If you keep listening, we'll keep talking.

Cheers, Jason

Thinner was a Bachman Book, The Bachman Books are not Different Seasons, and I thought Different Seasons was Skeleton Crew.

Just when you thought we were gone...we come back like champions.
Off the cuff, totally exhausted, makin' stuff up as we go, beer drinkin' CHAMPIONS!
Or, at least, I was.
Thought I should get that outta the way.

Sorry, about the lag between Episode 4 and 5. That was largely my fault. As it turns out one of my roommates bought a house 5 months ago and then gave us a 30 day notice...my other roommate is a vampire....so there ya go. Epic, wild, and crazy.
Actually, Episode 5 was recorded on Friday night just moments after Jason came over to the 'Attic Oasis' to help take apart furniture. That Saturday, I woke up to move all my stuff into storage.
....thus, the inaccuracies. I even knew that Thinner was a Bachman book...  Le Sigh, it was that damned 1996 movie that confused the heck outta me. Couldn't picture the book cover in my mind, just that ultra-photoshop-surreal movie poster. Yeesh.
And have you ever thought about how many Stephen King movies have been made. Start to make a mental list, and you start to go mental. From obvious ones like Carrie (1976).  To ones that one may forget (cuzz it's so unlike his other work),  Stand By Me (1986). To stuff I know you forgot (or at least should have) The Langoliers (1995). Remember, it was that TV movie starring Balki Bartokomous (Bronson Pinchot) as the dick executive who gets eaten by a silver CG pac-man.

We should totally do a King episode!!!!!
(but, we probably won't)
Oh, and considering all the King movies that have been made. The Mist was actually the last one made in 2007. Crazy, huh?

Anyhoo, expect us to get back to our regular schedule ASAP. We got all sort of movies ta talk to ya about.
Episode 5 is awesome, I think you'll really dig it. Take a drink every time you hear me make a slurping sound, say "basically" or "what I'm saying" and you'll sure to be fucked up by the end.

In closing, big ups to all our fans/listeners.
Stay Posi

~matt delight 2010

Episode 5!

We wax about Wodercon, She Devils on Wheels, The Mist, Gone in 60 Seconds (the 1974 one), Bronsonand a bunch of other things. I think it's our most all over the place session yet. I mention the Mooter website, here's the link. Enjoy, Jason

Just a few words...

Well, it’s been awhile since we did a show. I assure you we have been very busy in our day to day lives, it ain’t easy being superheroes. Art, parenting, moving, Wondercon, it’s a big ticket to fill. Yeah, you read it right, Matt will be behind a table somewhere in Wondercon selling stuff. I will be attending but not showing. You should check it out. They have celebrities, comics, movies, toys, and people dressed up like stuff. I go for the ladies. My favorite is the Artists’ Alley. last year I met Mike Mignola, creator of Hellboy. Our good buddy Josh is there doing sketches and selling prints. There is a premier of “Kick Ass!” too. It looks to be a real hoot.

Fat and Skinny has been downloaded over 500 times as of this posting and we want to thank everyone for the support. Keep spreading the word. We plan to do a new show first of the week.  I’ve seen some good stuff in the last two weeks and can’t wait to get Matt’s opinion. The weekend is upon us, fire up the grill, drink some beer and watch some movies.

Cheers, Jason